how to use twitter

This post actually won’t be helpful if you’re looking for advice about how to use it more effectively. But I think my favorite thing to do on twitter is to just write little jokes that are kind of absurd and silly and hopefully funny or heartwarming.

Anyrate, I’ve collected the ones I’ve done so far. I did all of these on the first weekend of the year, so I guess I can’t even say I do this very much.

But this is just how things are for me, I guess. Momentary amusement.

Anyrate. These first twenty or so are about cats at a bar.

Then several about an astronaut talking to the moon.

And I’ll leave you with this.